Like for instance, with you, dixonvixen! I would so get on your nerves by randomly appearing near your bookshelves at all hours of the day and night ;) BUT, I would of course return the favour...
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It would just be so great...and I'd make/bake you (speaking to everyone, now!) all the things you really like!! They had this technology on Star Trek decades ago so c'mon let's go already.
How hard can it be? ;)